ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
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a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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