If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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