Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Randomize
