The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
My balls are so social today.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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