We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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