butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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