i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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