8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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