worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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