lets start a swedish sibling band together
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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