Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Randomize
