Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
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Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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