Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Dick very happy bro
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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