I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
you inspire me to be a worse person
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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