Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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