thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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