Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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