Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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