Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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