you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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