lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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