uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
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