it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
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My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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