I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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