...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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