i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
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I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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