Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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