My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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