Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
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I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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