I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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