I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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