# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Ketchup is God's man juice
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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