Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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