xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I just found puke in my bra..
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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