Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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