How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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