Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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