I'm going to jail i love you
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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