FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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