We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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