I skipped work to stalk him.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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