there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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