Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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