After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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