I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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