I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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