I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
pray to the hookup gods
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize