I love black thongs
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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