i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Randomize
