4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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