If you die in college, do you die in real life?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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