I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
you inspire me to be a worse person
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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