As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Drunk is not a location!
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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