So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
